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In Praise of Women Who Read

One morning a husband returns to the cabin after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.
Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out, since it is such a beautiful day.
She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. Along comes a Game Warden in his boat.
He pulls up alongside the woman and says," Good morning, Ma'am, what are you doing?"

"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking . . . “Isn't that obvious?”).

“You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her.  "I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading."

"Yes, but you have all the equipment.  I'll have to write you up a ticket."

"For reading a book," she replies.

"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her again.
"But officer, I'm not fishing, I'm reading."
"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.  I'll have to write you up a ticket and you'll have to pay a fine."
"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman.
"But I haven't even touched you," says the Game Warden.
"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."
"Have a nice day ma'am," and he immediately departs.

Moral:
Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.
Sure God created man before woman.
But then you always make a rough draft before the final masterpiece. 

In Praise of Women Who Read

One morning a husband returns to the cabin after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.

Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out, since it is such a beautiful day.

She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her  book. Along comes a Game Warden in his boat.

He pulls up alongside the woman and says," Good morning, Ma'am, what are you doing?"

"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking,"Isn't that obvious?”).

“You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her.  "I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading."

"Yes, but you have all the equipment.  I'll have to write you up a ticket."

"For reading a book," she replies.

"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her again.

"But officer, I'm not fishing, I'm reading."

"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.  I'll have to write you up a ticket and you'll have to pay a fine."

"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman.

"But I haven't even touched you," says the Game Warden.

"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."

"Have a nice day ma'am," and he immediately departs.

Moral:
Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.
Sure God created man before woman.
But then you always make a rough draft before the      final masterpiece. 

In Praise of Women Who Read

One morning a husband returns to the cabin after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.

Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out, since it is such a beautiful day.

She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her  book. Along comes a Game Warden in his boat.

He pulls up alongside the woman and says," Good morning, Ma'am, what are you doing?"

"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking,"Isn't that obvious?”).

“You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her.  "I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading."

"Yes, but you have all the equipment.  I'll have to write you up a ticket."

"For reading a book," she replies.

"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her again.

"But officer, I'm not fishing, I'm reading."

"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.  I'll have to write you up a ticket and you'll have to pay a fine."

"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman.

"But I haven't even touched you," says the Game Warden.

"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."

"Have a nice day ma'am," and he immediately departs.

Moral:
Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.
Sure God created man before woman.
But then you always make a rough draft before the final masterpiece. 

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RapidRiver.us

© 2011 by Author Kathleen Meyer  •  All Rights Reserved 
Website design by
RapidRiver.us